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Sabermania Sabermania

Rated 4 / 5 stars

It was good, it has potential to be even better.

I liked it, the defence side of the gameplay was a bit wobbly I thought, but apart from that it was cool. You should really implement more into this game aside from meaningless saber battles one after the other. There should be more of a story, it could be serious, or you could just make plain fun out of the Star Wars franchise whilst making a solid game. The tutorial was cool, destroying the orbs and blocking bullets was something I definitely missed from the game. If you've ever played "Ronin-Spirit of the Sword", on here it's definitely worth checking out for some ideas, and then you can implement your own gameplay into it, possibly some new features. For example, progressing through levels, choosing different paths toward completing the game, with different outcomes, using the force (if you want to call it the force that is) and learning new skills. These little things add up to a solid game. And don't feel restricted by the gameplay either, it doesn't all have to be swordplay. Think like (for lack of a better example), Crash Bandicoot, one level is standard jumping of penguins or whatever and then the next you're riding a polar bear, then the next you're getting chased by a giant polar bear. You need diversity or it will get boring. I'm gonna end here because I've lost the plot of what I'm talking about. I hope you can find some useful shit in there man. Later.


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Brink Of Alienation Brink Of Alienation

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty cool

Good game man, reminds me a lot of when I used to play Alien Storm on the Sega.



dress-up kirsten dunst dress-up kirsten dunst

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Not a good dress up game

Instead of tracing her head and drawing a body I suggest just finding a good fake picture and use that instead. Oh, and don't listen to damullan, he is clearly a cissy. Hehe, "I clicked on this link by accident.". Of course you did wee man.


vagrant-fluke responds:

cheers man


D-Fence the Game... D-Fence the Game...

Rated 4 / 5 stars

too easy man

as i'm writing this the now man i have the game running on autopilot............i've got to the point where i've maxed out my defence and i have 2300 tower guards......i can't even use the bullets to defend myself.........it's more of a challenge at this point to try and use the bullets............so you might wanna look into that.........apart from that, it's a pretty solid game........it would be cool to be able to be attacked from both sides in a possible later version and you have to split your defence............anyway......good game



Swedish Saveloy Swedish Saveloy

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I can't get out of the top floor......

one action location doesnt work in one cushion on the sofa..........how am i meant to get down from the top floor?



Miniclip Space Invaders Miniclip Space Invaders

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

nice

very appropriate, i knew some1 was going to do space invaders.......wouldnt exactly class it as drastic change tho but good enough........i think power ups are more along the idea of huge change



Metal Slug Rampage 2 Metal Slug Rampage 2

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not bad

the controls were extremely sketchy though...... a little bit sticky....few glitches fighting the boss in the large aircraft....if u get hit by the flames from the jet engine and are left behind (in safety, free from missiles etc) with half your health....u get a game over anyway..not fully enjoyable unless the gameplay is smartened up. good effort however....i know programming in flash can be a complete cunt....if only they had an easier language to use...



Tutorial: How to BLAM ! Tutorial: How to BLAM !

Rated 1 / 5 stars

hmmmmmmmm

can anyone see the irony here?


MakefunNotwar718 responds:

Well, hopefully they DO see the irony since the point of the submission was to be a "bad" tutorial. If you make fun of a cheesy movie, you don't use Matrix style effects.


The Black Album Playlist The Black Album Playlist

Rated 2 / 5 stars

couple of problems

1.those weren't all the tracks on Metallica a.k.a "The black album"
2.The sound quality was poor at best
3.There are many better rock albums out there than this and as far as thrash metal goes, the genre that Metallica are in, it isn't that great either. And to abomination21 who said that Master of Puppets and Ride the lightning were "up there" with Metallica......dude M.O.P and Ride are fucking so not up there, they're are fucking beyond....those albums make the "black album" look like a piece of dog shit.....M.O.P an Ride are thrash at its very finest...."black album" marked where Metallica started sucking...coincidentally enough when Bob Rock got on board....you figure it out........anyway not bad dude, quality is a little bad although i understand u need to keep teh filesize down, next time do one on Kill 'em All and that would be awesome.........


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Clubby The Seal Clubby The Seal

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Whoa perfect scoring, nice one

I am a psycic.......and i see....i see the frontpage for this entry some time in the near future